my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA:
but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
coming out the womb:
yas bitch you are giving me LIFE